This was one of my earliest posts. I read it again while I was going through my archives and thought I'd post it.
The absurdity of what happens in the course of being a mom sometimes astounds me. Like last night's conversation with my three year old son, Joshua. He was on the potty with me holding him up and keeping him company.
Me: So, are you going to make poopoo now?
Josh: It's coming, mommy, it's coming.
Me: (after 2 minutes) is it coming out already?
Josh: talk to my poopoo mommy so it'll come out.
Me: (to the poop) Hey poopoo, come out now before I give you time out!
Josh: (as the poop) Yes, mommy. Do not give me time out.
Me: So, is it coming?
Josh: It's eating chocolate. (he ate 1 piece of chocolate after dinner)
Me: Oh, ok. (after 2 minutes) is it coming out na? (I was getting a little tired of hanging out in the bathroom by now)
Josh: yes, it's brushing it's teeth.
Believe me, this was an actual conversation. And quite a lengthy one, mind you. I didn't include the references to hatching and other whatnot. And let's not even talk about the time I actually SANG to the poop. (to the tune of twinkle, twinkle little star)
That is what I go home to every single day. Different levels of absurdity but who cares? It's one of the perks of being a parent. Free comedy entertainment to chase the stress away. Now, if I'm feeling generous and only if you've been a good boy/girl, I just might invite you one of these days to come over and have a conversation with the naughty B_og_r.
8 comments:
i reread it and it still made me laugh out loud!
Re: your comment in RDE: it's an addition, it's more like the stuff that boom and i do together. I'm glad you like it. It'll have more pictures than words... :)
so can i take pictures of our kids?
oh wow, of course you can take pics of the kids! you know I love looking at the pics you take. just tell me when and where. :D
menchie, this is an absolute riot. i am laughing my head off. and you've written the scene so well i can just see it unfolding.
thank you so much for a needed chuckle!
:)
Oh.. so cute!!! Haha.. Did Mr.Poop come out in the end?
kj,
you're welcome! always happy to oblige. :D
Princess,
yes, mr. poop eventually made an appearance. But not until he had finished brushing his teeth and get ready for bed.
Why do I belive every word of this exchange? Oh Menchie, what fun to be a mother of young children. I miss that.
This little exchange gives me a good glimpse into your endearing parenting ways. You are a sweet, dear mother.
Singing to poop...
Ya...
I'm happy with my decision ot not have any kids. ;)
Steve~
Thank you Ces! My family calls me crazy but i prefer your descriptions. *grin*
Steve,
you don't know what you're missing. :D
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